3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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