you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
