her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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