he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I party with great urgency now.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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