Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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