i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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