I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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