party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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