I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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