How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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