absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Holy sore nipples Batman
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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