She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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