Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sober January is a disaster.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Oh god it's open bar.
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