My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize