end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No more Irish car bombs ever.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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