This is not my ceiling
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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