I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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