what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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