he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Randomize
