Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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