if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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