How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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