Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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