she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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