you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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