if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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