i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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