It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
