1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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