In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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