If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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