Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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