Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We’re leaving where are you
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