Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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