if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So vagazzling was a success
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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