come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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