Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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