i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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