It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
