quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Pooping to opera.
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