So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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