I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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