it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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