I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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