Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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