i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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