found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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