He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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