I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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