So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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