The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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