we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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