would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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