you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
high people should be assigned attendants
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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