whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We smell like vodka and hangover
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