Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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