Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Someone shattered a urinal.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
we're so committed to being not committed
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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